Girls’ Rear Of The Year
You ass-ked, and we provided. Girls’ rear of the year is here
Camshots: Pretty in Pink
“Look at my fucking pink trousers” may not have the same ring to it, but works better for TOMMY SHANE and GRACE FARMILOE.
The Source





EMMA WILKINSON thinks there are truly delightful scenes in this film but never has the word ‘moist’ been used so much and so out of place
Judy’s Vintage Fair
When Judy’s Vintage Fair came to town, TOMMY SHANE and GRACE FARMILOE went a-browsing. They bring you their choicest picks.
JCR Prez Well Hung
Selwyn has passed a motion to ‘venerate’ its JCR president.
Enjoy College Accommodation – You’ll Miss It
JIM ROSS, AKA Mother James Fox, takes you through the perils and pitfalls of student accommodation at real universities.
All Style and Pa-Nash
George Nash tells HUGH CARSON how training for the Olympics is easier than being a Cambridge Blue.
Evie Prichard
After being tempted by online prostitution as an alternative to revision, EVIE PRICHARD has had to go internet cold turkey.














