Official: Griffin is Worst Tab

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28th November 2009

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Nick Griffin blamed the poll results on "the follies of the Left Wing."

BNP leader Nick Griffin has been voted Worst Cantabrigian with a massive 44% share of the vote.

The Downing alumnus ironically achieved his best ever share of a popular vote in a poll which attracted 1097 votes.

The MEP, who has been dubbed 'Semen Breath,' blamed his 'victory' on "students swayed by the follies of the left-wing."

Griffin told The Tab: "I'm honoured to be in the same company as Cromwell and Enoch Powell. Vanessa Feltz is a large lady but I'm not sure she's in our league. Alastair Campbell deserved to win."

Griffo denied the poll was representative of public opinion, adding: "This poll does not even reflect the opinions of students at Cambridge. Let's have a debate at the Union and see what students really think."

Meanwhile, under-fire CUSU Women's Officer Natalie Szarek came in second with 20%. Szarek refused to comment on the poll.

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5 Responses to “Official: Griffin is Worst Tab”

  1. seamen says:

    yeah seamen stink

  2. hare krishna says:

    his win was relative to his recent media attention. In truthfullness that wench natalie should have come first.

    • angelica says:

      I think this response says about all you need to know about the mindset of the misogynistic fucktards who'd vote Natalie up there.

  3. Anon says:

    what the f*** has natalie ever done to any of you?!
    who chose the shortlist for the poll?
    my disgust for the Tab has reached new heights.

    • Anon. E. Muss. says:

      What I find astounding is that you felt the need to star out fuck. The website's full of swearing and the comments aren't moderated for it. Given your comment though you're obviously a sensitive soul so perhaps this is why.

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