Cambridge girls have been left milking the applause of the nation, after a survey found them to be among the best-endowed in the country.
The Debenhams research has been conducted to keep Britons abreast of the situation, with the city’s women scoring an average size of 34C.
The survey found at least 70 per cent of women wear the wrong size, and the department store this week launched a Bra Fit campaign to explain the benefits of wearing a bra that fits correctly.
“It certainly correlates with my findings”, said one red-blooded Homerton fresher. “The situation is much better than at home”. Indeed, cities like Birmingham could only manage 34A.
And there are many other examples of cracking Cambridge racks: The Tab’s very own Becky is a plentiful 34DD, and the Grafton Centre branch of La Senza even carries its own plus-size section.
But some students say there’s room for improvement in the chest department. “I’m not entirely convinced by the survey” said one girl.
“It seems like a bit of a publicity stunt to me”. A more unusual suggestion to perk up the city’s fortunes are the Japanese-made “F-Cup Cookies” – which claim to enhance breast size.
But it will still be some job to chase down Liverpool: they top the table, with their average size at a whopping 34E. Bra-vo!
Urgh. You guys are misogynistic idiots. I’m so glad I went to Oxford instead of this moronic wankfest of a University.
Now, now.. Lets not knock wankfests.
Don't make the mistake of blaming the University for all the idiocies of its undergraduates.
I'm sure Oxford and everywhere else have their fair share too.
Excuse me? 34DD? Guess again.
34C, surely…