Durham students have received letters asking them not to MASTURBATE in their college showers.
Notices were pinned to walls inside several Durham colleges informing students that the Estates and Buildings manager had discovered “blockages to be caused by what we have now determined to be semen.”
The letter describes masturbation in the showers as “intolerable” and threatens DNA testing to catch the culprits if the problem continues.
Finally, students are encouraged to masturbate “in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than in the showers.”
The notice, which was discovered by Catz freshers on a trip to Durham, is signed by Peter Robinson, the Senior Manager of Durham’s Estates and Buildings Department.
Joke letter to a joke uni
It's a joke…
While it has a name at the bottom of the letter, there is no signature.
I've heard of this being sent round other unis/colleges in the US.
It's clearly a joke, and the Tab should really check the veracity of thee stories before publishing them.
hahahaha durham what a joke!!! why would you EVER go there??? hahahaah!!!
sorry but what poly do you go to?????? just cause you have s**t for brains
hahaha why would ANYONE go ANYWHERE except cambridge. pip pip tallyhoe
This is ollllllllllllllllllld… I think I remember seeing this back in 2006 or something.
This is clearly not real, I masturbate in the shower all the time and all I get is a general sense of self-loathing.
brilliant.
"rinsed"
Haha, it was joke put up on a friend of mines door because he admitted to wanking in the shower. Where was this picture found, and what crap is this 'tab' pulishing!
[...] Durham Students Warned to Stop Masturbating in Showers Durham students have received letters asking them not to masturbate in their college showers. [...]
James "Joke letter to a joke uni"
And which uni did you go to mate? Sheffield Hallam?????????
Yeah James. Just because Durham is better than Cambridge. I chose Durham over Cambridge because Cambridge is Rubbish and people masturbate in lecture theatres.
this must be the most exciting thing thats ever happened at Dull-am. literally.
got to admit, Durham have a sense of humor!
[...] this year, Durham students were surprised to discover a spoof note warning them not to masturbate in the communal [...]
Cambridge has far more wankers in it than Durham so this is clearly a joke. Isn't Cambridge a Uni that's made of Oxford retards? Actually that's rhetorical because it's true.
Can't be Oxford RETARDS… or we'd be at Oxford. If you mean Oxford REJECTS… well, if we'd applied to Oxford rather than Cambridge, which isn't possible in the same year anyway, then this is more grammatically correct if total bollocks. But Durham now… anyone at Durham got rejected by both. Let's face it.
fail troll is fail
It's an _ancient_ joke.
it's a joke and it's from fucking years ago
Maybe it's old, maybe it's a joke, maybe it's a fake, but it's really funny!
It must be true only