Inspired by postsecret.com The Tab asked it's readers to fess' up and send in their deepest and darkest. Here's a few of the best revelations that made even us blush.

 · My boyfriend took me to Pizza Hut. I was more upset that I had to pay half than the fact he took me there.

· I like getting caught on a walk of shame.

· I desperately seek the approval of my supervisors because I’ve got daddy issues.

· The sight of you in lycra is the only thing that makes me get up for rowing every morning.

· I’ve got a massive mancrush on the porter. I make up problems just so I can talk to him.

· I could have had sex in the UL, but I felt so guilty I couldn’t get it up. It was in the theology section, and I felt like I was being judged.

· I pull people in Cindies because I want to feel like a whore.

· My bedder has seen me nude more than any other person this term.

· I told my girlfriend she wet the bed when she was drunk. She didn’t, I pissed on her because it makes me horny.

· I steal your milk every morning because you leave hairs in the shower.

· I masturbate to the sound of my next door neighbour having sex.

· I only go to lectures to look at you. Mims, Mondays 10am, red jumper girl. Turn around. I’m the one staring at you.

· I’ve slept with three times as many girls as the number of serious relationships I’ve had, all of them during the course of said relationships. This is why I’m now single.

· I kinda have a thing for ginger haired girls but I’m so afraid of being judged I never pull them.

· Every secret I’ve ever had I’ve told somebody

· I tell people who push in front of me in the Cindies queue to fuck off but I have never queued without pushing in front of someone else.

· I think RAG is a load of shit but still fundraise to have something to put on my CV.

· I lied. I did sleep with her. And she was better than you ever were.

· I pulled one of the Cindies bouncers

· I never say ‘I love you’ first because I’m scared you won’t say it back, but I always want to.

· I don’t know whether my essays get firsts because they deserve it or because I’m sleeping with my supervisor.

· I kissed a girl and I liked it.

· I spend more time playing Date Ariane than I do talking to real girls.

· I leave empty condom wrappers on my floor so people think I actually have a sex life.

· I keep telling everyone how well I’m doing. Actually I’ll be lucky to get a third in June, I just can’t face admitting that to them all.

· My school told me to apply to my college because my English teacher went there. I’ll never know if I got in on my own merit or because of his connections.

· I only choose Kings because Lily Cole went there.

· A law lecture on bestiality gave me a hard on.

· I do History Of Art. Secretly I agree with everyone who says it isn’t a real subject but I will never admit it.

· I tell girls I’m hitting on I go to Emma because it’s got a good rep. I actually go to Johns.

Who knew we all had so much to hide?

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