Latest News

A* Footballer Snubs Cambridge
Pro footballer Tom Adeyemi has turned down an unconditional offer from Cambridge to pursue his career in League Two.
Lineker Sees Red Over Cambridge Exam System
Gary Lineker has gone on the offensive against a new Cambridge A-level after his son failed to score the grades he needed.
Now They’re Even Laughing At You In Shanghai
Freshers heading to Cambridge this October have received another reassurance that they were right to snub the Other Place.
A Welcome To The A* Freshers
Congratulations from The Tab to all those who made their grades today.

Sports News

Rugby Season To Open With Crunch Matches
The rugby season will begin with the ‘big three’ colleges all playing each other in the opening weeks, the new fixture list reveals.
Vickerman Targets Wallabies Comeback
Blues second-row Dan Vickerman will return to Australia next year to attempt an international comeback.
Olympic Hero Is New Blue Boat Boss
Former British Olympian Steve Trapmore has been appointed Chief Coach of the Cambridge University Boat Club.



Editor’s Pick
JESS STEWART: Nicholas Cage attempts to channel his inner Aragorn. “Instead, what we’re hearing is, ‘Big Issue, anyone?’”
GEORGE OSBORN: “Despite a plot as flimsy as an A4 piece of paper and one dimensional characters, this is two highly entertaining hours of fresh and unique cinema.”
Highlights
Is Cambridge Sexist?
Deputy Editor ELLIE PITHERS investigates why girls at Cambridge should try to “write like a boy”.
Summer Blogs: Spice, Rice and All Things Nice
2/9: ALASDAIR PAL and LOTTIE UNWIN brave a cut-throat shave with Bill and Ben
Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
JESS STEWART: Nicholas Cage attempts to channel his inner Aragorn. “Instead, what we’re hearing is, ‘Big Issue, anyone?’”
Trinity Win Fit College
Trinity have finished top of Fit College with 18%, beating Jesus by just 12 votes.

A stunningly nonchalant sign in the Varsity office reminds its few remaining apparatchiks not to do what The Guardian, The Sun, The Telegraph, The Express, The Mail, The Times, The Metro, The Star, The Mirror, The Independent, Private Eye and even TCS have done this year!




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