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News From The Dark Blues
ISAAC DELESTRE’s fellow Oxfordians have got hammered with champers and mauled by hacksaws in another eventful week…
Chinese New Fear
There will be new Chinese Jade on display at the Fitz just weeks after the break-in.
Beard Blasts Sexist Gill
Mary Beard has received widespread support after being abused by a critic for her looks.
Emma Dilemma: Bashing Bishop Flees Fellows
The Archbish of Canterbury withdrew from the race to be Master of Emma in relation to his controversial stance on gay bishops.
Playing It Safe: Union Reveals New Line-Up
A host of safe stars set to descend on Cambridge for exam term at the Union.
A.C. FAILING: Prof’s college only for Toffs.
Philosopher’s college faces embarrassment as majority of places go to private school kids.
Asbo-lute Shambles: Psycho Swan Not Going Anywhere
Rowers are raging as riverside terror and hate figure Mr Asbo is to stay in Cambridge for his own welfare.
News From The Dark Blues
ISAAC DELESTRE brings tidings of orgies, homophobia and sexism from The Other Place.
Leaked Doc: Protestor Penalized For Piss-Poor Poetry
Owen Holland’s 30 month rustication was down to his inability to explain his own poetry.
Sir Les Hits Out At Charity Tax
Cambridge’s vice-chancellor has hit back against Tory tax plans.
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