Will McAdam
‘‘Would you like a date?’ purred the beautiful Arab servant in Sex and the City 2. Oh no wait, sorry, he was Indian. And that wasn’t a proposition, that was a plate of dried fruit.’
Will McAdam
‘When I think of tragedy I think fuck it/ Shaker’s mum can literally go suck it.”
Will McAdam
“It was one of those stupid decisions. We all make them, especially during exam term…”
Will McAdam
“I knew it. Months of furtive looks and well-placed guffaws were finally paying off. ‘So…’ he began, fluttering his camel-like eyelashes at me”
Will McAdam
Forget the UL for a quickie. WILL MCADAM assures you it’s all about late-night rendezvous in the bog roll aisle.
















