Acclaimed theatre critic TOM DAVENPORT returns to give the DL on the latest shows.

Little is known about Kate Middleton’s new fiancée, but TOM DAVENPORT brings you all the facts he can muster about the engagement of the A-list socialite.

Clandestine prince, TOM DAVENPORT, reports back from a night of sodomy and destruction at The Mahal.

Undercover reporter TOM DAVENPORT bumps into Steve Jobs, of Apple products, on King’s Parade.

“Every single one of the photographs was deemed unsuitable for publication”.

TOM DAVENPORT continues his undercover work at the ADC: “‘Oh babysugarcheekyhun,’ squawked one girl at me, complete with ruff and a luminous purple studded belt.”

Undercover at the ADC bar: “look people briefly in the eye before looking over their shoulder with expressive eyes as though Jesus Christ has just appeared behind them.”

“One of those waiting commented, ‘I suppose it is fair enough that we should queue for this fayre,’ which was greeted with a fairly muted response from her peers.”

Students found to be having ‘fun’ in post-exam period.

History of Art trip to British Museum ‘complete chaos’