Can you be bothered to read this article? ROB SMITH tests your patience, by refusing to condense his ideas into an easily digestible chunk.

Stuck in scheduling hell, our Armchair Critic turns to the US and the fourth season of Mad Men.

Jonathan Ross, Mitchell and Webb, and everything inbetween are under the scrutiny of our Armchair Critic this week.

ROBERT SMITH returns with his take on Raoul Moat, Steve Jones and Mary Portas.

ROBERT SMITH introduces his summer column, full of ways to avoid the sunshine.

ROBERT SMITH: ‘I’d spend an evening quaffing quick booze to wash down a Nutella crepe as Paul from S Club sings ‘Follow your heart’s desire’ instead of ‘Climb every mountain higher’ for the hundredth time any day.’

Culture Vulture returns with everything you could ever want this exam term, from Trolls and Ponies to a Varsity based Downfall parody.

Seb Coe, Charlie Brooker and Cufflinks pale in comparison to a week of political drama more compelling than the Sopranos in this weeks Culture Vulture.

Exploding gingers and swearing Scotsmen are just some of the treats inside this week’s Culture Vulture.

Blackface, Dirty Martinis and dodgy Russian accents are all on the agenda in this week’s Culture Vulture.