This week, ROB YOUNG’s life became Pointless.

ROB YOUNG says laugh wiv me, that’s all he’s asking, B.

ROB YOUNG is more than what-UH you made of him, in this bumper edition of his final column.

ROB YOUNG gets a semi for Kelly Rowland’s shiny legs.

ROB YOUNG… erm… MMMBop… something about ba doo bop… erm… oh dear.

ROB YOUNG is tweeting so much that he is being chased by an anthropomorphic cat. #sufferinsuccotash

X Factor contestants, this is ROB YOUNG, you are live on The Tab, please do not say ‘fuck’ or ‘bugger’.

ROB YOUNG has heard about a new dance craze. Listen to him, we’re sure you’ll be amazed.

ROB YOUNG wants to bring The Habibis back from the dead, but he can’t work out this last symbol. It’s like a bird, a stork!

ROB YOUNG told Kelly who told Tulisa who told Louis who told Gary who told Misha B that she was a total bitch.