MILO YIANNOPOULOS: “I know it’s not done to speak ill of the dead, but the Selwyn Snowball is a zombie that needs its head chopped off.”

MILO YIANNOPOLOUS opportunistically reviews a play, and enjoys it.

MILO YIANNOPOULOS asks whether the banning of all male couples from the swing boats at Tit Hall June event demonstrated homophobia.

Trinity Hall’s June Event Committee was accused of allowing homophobic discrimination last night, after all male couples were banned from the swings.

Our resident Drama Queen’s run through of what is on in Week Four. While students are busy working hard, Cambridge professionals are dominating the boards.

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: ‘I have never been so ashamed to be in an audience as I was last night. It almost made me sorry to be alive.’

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: ‘Diana, love, that inevitable coke habit can’t come soon enough.’

Our resident Drama Queen tells us what’s on in Week 3.

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: ‘subtle, intelligent and sympathetic performances’ made an ‘hour-long meditation on the fate of three lonely, middle-aged Northern women’

MILO YIANNOPOULOS: ‘Overall? Awesome, and I’ll be first in line for the next production at the Arts Theatre.’