The Tab’s Alternative CUSU Manifestos
CUSU elections are just hours away, but we’re sure you already knew that. Here, the candidates answer the questions you want to know the answers to.
Best Dressed: Dystopia
Cambridge’s coolest gathered in their glad rags on Saturday.
Churchill Spring Ball





LOTTIE UNWIN paints ‘not a glamourous picture but… one of debaucherous good fun’ of Churchill Spring Ball.
Best Dressed: Churchill Spring Ball
The finest fashions from Churchill’s Spring Ball.
Jailbreak: The How To Guide
LOTTIE UNWIN, who came 4th making it all the way to Egypt for a weekend of shisha, sun and no sleep, shares her tips on making the most out of Jailbreak.
Tab Week: Station Manager
SOPHIE WAWRO is both boss of the biannual Downing May Ball but also manages Cam FM, its complicated studio and 45 presenters.
Why Today We Must Remember to Remember
Associate Editor LOTTIE UNWIN bemoans the lack of respect shown today for the fallen.
Milton Jones at The Wolfson Howler





LOTTIE UNWIN gets her lolz out with the lads.
Tab Week: Blues Rower
In a new Tab feature, Blues Rower MIKE THORP shares how he manages to eat 6000 calories and sleep for 8 hours a day, with 35.5 hours of training each week.
Top Girls
LOTTIE UNWIN finds feminist drama to be a game of two halves.
















