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Leo Parker-Rees

Opinion Co-Editor

Christ's, Management

Leo describes himself as a Man of Philosophy, despite failing to get a first for three years in a row. He began writing for The Tab as a Theatre Critic, but soon ran out of pithy variations of "sloppy and under-rehearsed". Refusing, on point of principle, to write tedious, Varsity-style plot-summaries in place of real criticism, he decided to become Opinion Co-Editor, a role enabling him to criticise everything, and encourage criticism from others. He still reviews plays occasionally - when, as he hatefully puts it, "The Theatre needs me".


DSK: The Great Divider

DSK: The Great Divider

5:34 pm, Saturday March 10th 2012

Everyone has something to say about DSK’s visit to Cambridge. But why do we insist on being so offensive towards each other?


Hitting Women

Hitting Women

9:30 am, Thursday February 23rd 2012

LEO PARKER-REES says violence is bad, whether or not you have a vagina.


The Tempest

The Tempest

11:00 am, Thursday February 16th 2012
★★☆☆☆

LEO PARKER-REES isn’t angry, he’s just disappointed.


Zombie Haiku

Zombie Haiku

9:50 pm, Wednesday January 25th 2012
★☆☆☆☆

LEO PARKER-REES / Writes review in haiku form / Just because he can.


The Two Gentlemen of Verona

The Two Gentlemen of Verona

1:55 pm, Sunday November 27th 2011
★☆☆☆☆

LEO PARKER-REES isn’t sure if even a children’s charity is worth this level of pain.


Speed-the-Plow

Speed-the-Plow

8:25 pm, Friday November 25th 2011
★★★★☆

LEO PARKER-REES makes merry marking the Mad Men Mamet at Magdalene.


Miss Julie

Miss Julie

4:10 pm, Wednesday November 23rd 2011
★★★★☆

LEO PARKER-REES is seduced by a mad little mistress of a play.


Beginning, Middle, End

Beginning, Middle, End

10:30 am, Thursday November 17th 2011
★★★☆☆

LEO PARKER-REES’ one-night stand ends happily but isn’t quite true love.


Sit Down, You Awful People!

Sit Down, You Awful People!

10:00 am, Saturday November 12th 2011

In the wake of mass walkout of the RSC’s production of Marat/Sade, LEO PARKER-REES tells the audience where to get off. Expect offensive language and adult themes.


Jerry Springer the Opera

Jerry Springer the Opera

4:00 pm, Thursday November 10th 2011
★★★★★

LEO PARKER-REES conducts a paternity test and finds that this show truly is the daddy.