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UPDATE: Bomb Scares At Girton And Churchill

Two more bombs scares today leave students frustrated and concerned.

Cam Jam: New Club Comes To Cambridge

The handful of Cambridge clubs is getting a new addition. Get ready for The Jam House in October.

Daddy Knows Breast

Students in search of cash are turning to Sugar Daddy websites in increasing numbers.

Sports News

Champs Head

HUGH CARSON reports from Champs Head - the best early indicator of the progression in Bumps.

He's got all the Ansaris

MATT REIZENSTEIN falls for the rising star of cricket, Zafar Ansari.

CUAC Hit The Olympic Stadium

Cambridge Athletes gave other unis a run for their money at the BUCS Olympic Stadium.

Fashion

Whether walk of shame or stride of pride, look your best with TOMMY SHANE and GRACE FARMILOE’s guide to looking fly on the fly.

Author Archive

Joshi Eichner Herrmann

Director and Editor Lent 2010 and Michaelmas 2010

Jesus, History

Before commencing his Tab career, Joshi wrote for left-wing culture magazines like Varsity. His double tenure as Editor saw The Tab end Varsity's long reign as Cambridge's most read news service, and went down so badly at TCS that their Christmas party featured "Joshi is a twat" cookies. His final term in charge was characterised by Toby Parker-Rees as "Marlovian in its engorged magnificence", however one commenter on the eve of his departure said The Tab had become "a satirical take on itself," adding perceptively that "you have to be pretentious to be part of something that meta."

College Rugby Chaos As John’s Call For Jesus Suspension

12:34 am, Sunday October 24th 2010

UPDATE 15.10: The John’s-Jesus match will now go ahead after a meeting between the captains and league organiser Ian Minto.

Varsity Breaks The Mould

10:46 pm, Thursday July 29th 2010

A stunningly nonchalant sign in the Varsity office reminds its few remaining apparatchiks not to do what The Guardian, The Sun, The Telegraph, The Express, The Mail, The Times, The Metro, The Star, The Mirror, The Independent, Private Eye and even TCS have done this year!

Review: Trinity Hall June Event

8:30 pm, Thursday June 17th 2010

JOSHI EICHNER HERRMANN: ‘I find it difficult to agree with Varsity’s assessement that “guests at Trinity Hall found themselves in a fairytale wonderland”‘

Arsonist Attempts Station Inferno

6:44 pm, Monday June 14th 2010

Cambridge cops have blown up a car today after a mad-man arsonist went on the rampage.

Exclusive: FitFinder Offline After Founder Is Fined

3:50 pm, Friday May 28th 2010

Popular student website FitFinder.co.uk has been forced offline – The Tab can exclusively reveal that the withdrawal comes after disciplinary action aginst the site’s founder.