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Jonny Walker

Columnist

Sociology, Homerton.

Jonny exhausted his unspoken allowance of five sessions at the Counselling Services in Michaelmas, so Tab has taken on the guise of his passive non-judgmental listener once a week. Jonny was pleased to have been described as reliably facetious by his old English teacher but he thought that was a synonym for 'highly intelligent' so continued his low-level attention seeking, unabashed. He will be writing with vitriol about you personally, as well as his own decline into ennui, frenzy and eventually the Job Centre.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

12:00 am, Sunday March 13th 2011

It’s JONNY WALKER’s last column. And he’s a bit emotional.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

4:00 pm, Sunday March 6th 2011

JONNY WALKER talks about why he’s at Cambridge, and why we should widen access.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

10:43 am, Monday February 28th 2011

JONNY WALKER is confused about his gender.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

8:00 am, Saturday February 19th 2011

JONNY WALKER is competent at the overwhelming majority of things he attempts to do. And, he’s going to tell you how he manages this…


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

8:00 am, Saturday February 12th 2011

JONNY WALKER dresses up as MelC for the 2nd or 3rd time in his life, but faces both glasses and hair related problems.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

10:00 am, Saturday February 5th 2011

JONNY WALKER talks week three blues, ventriloquism and Shameless in this week’s column.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

4:39 pm, Saturday January 29th 2011

This week, JONNY WALKER talks rabbit poo, screaming children and testicular injury. And there’s a moral to the story.


Jonny Walker

Jonny Walker

10:09 am, Friday January 21st 2011

New columnist JONNY WALKER asks how he ended up in Nero CostaBucks in Cambridge: “What led me towards this idle pursuit of padded furniture when everyone else is pursuing training contracts and grad schemes?”