People who are complaining about Big Boi as John’s May Ball headliners: do you enjoy being ignorant?

This is the final edition of It’s the News, so get your anonymous passive aggressive pen names ready as I can’t be arsed anymore.

Hitting satirical targets with the accuracy of Ashley Cole with an air rifle, It’s the News is back and better than ever (note: this is no guarantee of quality).

Approved by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova, It’s the News is back. And it’s as mundane as ever.

Want to read some award winning satire? Private Eye is only £1.50, you know.

Feeling the Week 4 apathy? So. Am. I.

Slap me down and call me Charlie, here comes the satire!

That’s right, The Tab is now summarising the week’s news totally accurately with a bumper special to get you all hooked.

GEORGE OSBORN: “Despite a plot as flimsy as an A4 piece of paper and one dimensional characters, this is two highly entertaining hours of fresh and unique cinema.”

May Week Schmay Week – GEORGE OSBORN provides the indispensible UPDATED guide to all the best music festivals of Summer 2010.