DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT gives Emma May Ball a 2:i – unimaginative, but it did the job.

Emmanuel see off CCK in style to win the plate against all the odds.

The votes have been counted and The Tab can now announce who you awarded the title of Best Bloke to have come out of Cambridge.

The question dominating discussion at every college hall this week is getting with freshers, and how old is too old to be in the game. DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT asks for your views.

Tired of the same old swap meat? DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT has some tips on how to score with the new intake.

DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT tries some KGB pills.

Where have all the fitties gone? DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT tracks them down.

DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT explains why DubStep just leaves him dumbfounded.

Parents cramping your style? DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT fights against the pampering parental unit piercing the bliss of the university bubble.

Germaine Greer thinks the UL is now a “beacon of naffness”. DAVID DOUGLAS-PENNANT encourages her to embrace her inner child.