Author Archive

Chloe Mashiter

Pembroke, Theology

When not rubbishing the hard work of established filmmakers for her own
entertainment, Chloe acts in such misleadingly titled plays as
'Pornography' and directs as many things as she physically can. The Tab's
comment section, being the highest authority on any subject, offer various well-observed descriptions of Chloe, ranging from 'spot on', to 'a
self-hating peen-lover', and the undeniable 'you have the word 'shit' in
your name'. She can only hope her articles are somewhat more eloquent.


Clare Comedy

Clare Comedy

7:00 pm, Monday February 13th 2012
★★★★☆

Headlock-happy hecklers can’t stop CHLOE MASHITER from enjoying something a bit different at Clare Comedy.


Submarine

Submarine

6:00 am, Tuesday March 22nd 2011
★★★★½

CHLOE MASHITER submerges herself in Richard Ayoade’s indie debut.


Black Swan

Black Swan

12:00 pm, Saturday January 22nd 2011
★★★½☆

CHLOE MASHITER is in two minds about this exploration of dual personalities. How fitting.


Rare Exports

Rare Exports

10:00 am, Friday December 10th 2010
★★★★½

And you thought The Grinch was unconventional… CHLOE MASHITER fills her stocking with Finnish Santa-shocker Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.


The Tab Guide to The Room

The Tab Guide to The Room

2:38 pm, Wednesday November 17th 2010

As the Citizen Kane of bad movies arrives at Christ’s Films this week, CHLOE MASHITER gives you her guide to the spoon-infested world of The Room.


Tab Top 5: Movie Fight Scenes

Tab Top 5: Movie Fight Scenes

11:00 am, Sunday November 14th 2010

In The Tab’s new film feature, our team of critics pick the top five of anything in the wonderful world of film. This week CHLOE MASHITER goes head to head against Varsity and picks her Top 5 Movie Fight Scenes.


Tab Top 5: Movie Couples

Tab Top 5: Movie Couples

11:00 am, Sunday October 24th 2010

In The Tab’s new film feature, our team of critics pick the top five of anything in the wonderful world of film. This week CHLOE MASHITER picks the top five movie couples of all time.


Review: Devil

Review: Devil

5:00 pm, Wednesday September 22nd 2010

CHLOE MASHITER: ‘ultimately the only thing unholy about Devil is the transformation of a brilliant concept into a dull, uninspired and scare-free film.’


Review: Tamara Drewe

Review: Tamara Drewe

6:49 am, Thursday September 16th 2010

CHLOE MASHITER: ‘Tamara Drewe does, admittedly, have plenty of potential: a stellar cast, some well-observed writing, Dominic Cooper in eyeliner, and enough surprises to avoid being a by-the-numbers flick.’


Review: Wolfson June Event

Review: Wolfson June Event

3:58 pm, Saturday June 19th 2010

CHLOE MASHITER: ‘The event was a lot like an episode of the Crystal Maze – undeniably enjoyable and entertaining, but somewhat frustrating when a couple of seemingly simple tasks weren’t successfully completed.’